Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Top Ten Indicators Your Employer Has Changed To the ObamaCare Health Care Plan

The author is unknown but we simply could not resist passing on this top ten list. Here's number 10: Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.


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9. Directions to your doctor's office include "take a left when you enter the trailer park."

8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

7. The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

6. The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."

5. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

4. The statement, "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.

3. The only expense covered 100% is.... "Embalming."

2. Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

1. You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.

11 comments:

  1. What a pile of elephant manure!

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    1. I think someone hit a nerve. Although, there is truth on humor; Loved #10 ...

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    2. Well I agree.Seems a left winger turned right at the last intersection and crapped himself with elephant manure!!! Hope he chokes on it.

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  2. Welcome to the Marxist Affordable Care Act in America... brought to you by the Chicago Mafia.

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  3. one could be the address of your post office is also your doctors address

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  4. it is just so sad that it has come to this

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    1. Ain't it just so. America the once was.

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  5. I love humor! Too funny! I will defiantly be sharing this one.

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  6. Don't dispair!!! Santa is now your doctor and the 7 swarfs are your surgeions. You just have to sit by the chimney until your doctor arrives to approve your surgery. Lombatomy Anyone?? No objection to your Death Panel finding you are too old now???

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  7. My Urologist has this posted on his bulletin board

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Posted By: Chris Carmouche