Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Ferguson Gang Leader Admits "Eric Holder Paid Us To Start Riots"

Now... before you start forwarding this story to your friends, understand that it is satire... repeat, it is satire; but we have to admit, it rings so true (and who knows, maybe it will come true, anything is possible when it comes to the Obama Regime), we couldn't resist sending it your way.




(National Report) Eric Holder’s career has survived a long list of scandals; The 2008 Black Panther debacle, overturning Arizona’s immigration laws and ‘Fast and Furious‘ immediately spring to mind.

These, however, pale in comparison to the recent allegations against Holder, the likes of which could easily land the Attorney General behind bars.Evidence has been uncovered showing Eric Holder contributed funds to Ferguson’s gang population as incentive to loot and spread civil unrest in the area.

These angry, government-sponsored terrorists have systematically infiltrated peaceful protests with the intention of escalating the situation and inciting riots.

A local gang leader came forward last week after being arrested during a night of mass-looting. The unnamed criminal is using his information to bargain for a reduced sentence.

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20 comments:

  1. When time comes, Air Wick, Stinky Scent, the opposition will not have to be paid. And won't that be a breath of fresh air, but for Barry's Gestapo?

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    1. When the time comes, I'd be almost willing to bet good money that this article will turn out to be more prophetic than satirical...

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    2. This is typical Chicago politics !!!!!!!!

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  2. This story isn't hard to believe at all. This is not beneath Holder or Barrack!

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    1. I would tend to agree with that...After all, 'ol Barry bribed a lot of people with free (read: taxpayer-funded) cellphones for votes in his own favor.

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  3. Everyone realizes that someone is paying for the protesters' expenses, such as meals, lodging, etc. You have to wonder why aren't these protesters at work or in school?

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    1. Either "work" or "school" would be the last thing on their minds.

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  4. This is total elephant crap.
    The only people who would believe this are the Obama haters and racist bigots.

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    1. I am an Obozo Hater and Racist.

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    2. Why is it okay for the blacks to riot and nothing happens to them. Michael Brown has a record that won't quit and was doing wrong in the first place. If he didn't want to get killed then he shouldn't have been doing what he was doing. Holder must have been paying all of them to riot because this person was not worth the effort for any other reason. Blacks will riot for no reason at all. Wait until their free stuff is taken from them. They thought Mr. Obama was their friend they haven't seen anything yet. He is a Muslim and he is only true to the Muslim Brotherhood. He is only giving the blacks free things so they will vote for him and once he declares martial law and then takes over our Country let's see how much he cares about all the blacks. We already know he hates Christians and Whites. He just hasn't shown his true self yet. Your time is coming. George Soros is the one running the Country. Obama is just his puppet on a string. He is getting paid very well to follow Soros leads.

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    3. BTW, I forgot to mention that I believe in anything that Ø or any Democrat says. I am a racist and a bigot and I love elephant crap--but Democrat crap is better. (I have standards!)
      Signed, Anonymous!

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    4. Now that is the mind set of a Nigger,not the mindset of a black person..And you are the first to call all whites racist...You are a friggin joke.

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    5. AnonymousAugust 26, 2014 at 5:58 AM

      This is total elephant crap.
      The only people who would believe this are the Obama haters and racist bigots.

      So I guess you are an Obama lover?!?! are you deaf, dumb and blind? The way to peace is to admit when people are wrong.

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  5. It is not elephant crap. Maybe ant crap. But some crap has good in it. Not like white crap in dog crap.

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    1. Oh you think black crap smell better than white crap? This issue is all chicken sh-t!

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  6. I have a huge problem with The President sending a barage of people to Browns Funeral. 9 dead in Chicago last sunday and no one went ot their funerals.

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    1. Ed it's because the Ferguson debacle has been orchestrated as a reason to establish martial law by Obama. The others dead in Chicago were expendables and not a sufficient incident as they were not killed by a white cop. The death of Brown is a civil matter with the State of Missouri and not that of federal intervention. Murder per se is not a federal crime in the first place, so if the cop is being charged then that's a matter between himself his counsel and the state and Obama/Holder need keep their nose out of it. The Governor of the State of Missouri should have told Obama/Holder to stay out of his state's business. The states and the people according to the Constitution are to remain sovereign minus interference of the president and atty. general on the basis of racial bias. Obama can go back to the golf course and Holder can go back to reading his book of lies and how to tell them. They won't be missed. The funeral held for Brown and media hoopla was ridiculous, you'd think Kennedy was assassinated all over again.

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  7. Call the person forward and make him testify. Throw Ø's Head Thugmaster and all his Tonton Macoutes out of this respectable office.

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  8. I have no problem in believing this guy, after all he has no reason to lie. Holder would do something like this on Osama's orders to start riots so he can declare Martial Law in the area, and he gets to stay where he is. This pig is not intending on leaving that office at all, unless we remove his ass and then he will send HIS Military after us.

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  9. For racial profiling to cease, blacks must quit acting like niggers.

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Posted By: Chris Carmouche